How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What nationality are most fish?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How does dinner smell?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?