What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do cows like to dance to?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do math teachers eat?
Who invented fractions?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?