Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How do bears keep cool?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?