Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?