What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which insect is the smartest?
What game do cows play at parties?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?