What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?