When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How do you grill cheese?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?