When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Why are goats so funny?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What makes music in your hair?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?