When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
When do mice play every day?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?