Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?