What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are cars magic?