Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?