Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call an old snowman?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What fish only swims at night?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.