What famous scientist will try anything?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?