Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why are cars magic?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?