What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a henway?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do chickens leave the highway?