Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?