Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?