What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do little fish love to play with?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?