What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How long do chickens work?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
I broke my finger!