What's a doll's favorite car?
A Toyota.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which state has the best streets?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?