What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?