What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why was the bee sad?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?