Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How did the tree feel in spring?