Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?