Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?