Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the politest month?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the bicycle call its dad?