What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do frogs get to work?
When do cows get tired?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?