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What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
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Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
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The museum curator needed a break.
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?