How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How does the sun listen to music?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call the pig that does karate?