How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are goats so funny?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are bakers paid so much money?