What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?