Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What sport requires no movement at all?