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Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
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What makes music in your hair?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
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What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What insect runs away from everything?
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A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?