Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"