Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?