What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?