What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where does breakfast live?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?