What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What sport do horses love to play?