What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?