What condiment has wings?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How do you get kids to do something?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?