Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
When do mice play every day?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's E.T. short for?