What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How did the vampire start his letter?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?