What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Who are Frosty's parents?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What birds make average students?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
