Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
I broke my finger!
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is the coolest country?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?