What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?