Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?