What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
It's allergy season again?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?