What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?