What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
It's allergy season again?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?