What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which is the worst season?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?