Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?