Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?