Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
What bird is always sad?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
I'm not a bad putter.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What are you studying in math?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's the opposite of irony?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?