My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the barber win the race?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Do dads always snore?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do teachers do during summer break?