How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What fish loves to play in a band?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?