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Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What tree has the most bark?