What is the color of the wind?
Blew.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are fish such good architects?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
We had a discussion about roses.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do automobiles fly?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?