Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How does dinner smell?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
It's allergy season again?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?