How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What food is a man's best friend?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
I like telling Dad jokes.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?