Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why is money so stubborn?