I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why are winter days great?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What nationality are most fish?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.