My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What day do hands always go to church?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What school subject really rocks?
Where do books sleep?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Families are like fudge.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do math teachers love hiking?