What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What nationality are most fish?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?