Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a small mom?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?