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What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
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Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
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How does a cow do math?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the baby laptop call her father?