Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where do termites go camping?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What are rental cars called in Spain?