Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How do bees get to school?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Which subject has two parts?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?