What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What words make the best athletes?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Which cats love to be petted?