Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?