Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a short cow?
What's the slowest 5k?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?