Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?