Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What makes music in your hair?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?